Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

Success only hurts the first time.