The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.