The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

People age even when you're not looking.

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.