The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.