Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.