You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.