You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's next?" I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.