I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.