I do what I do because I love it.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.