I do what I do because I love it.

I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.