If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.