You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness.'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.