Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.
It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.
Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).
I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.