I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

I do still get intimidated by certain things.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness.'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.