My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.
After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
I have this mistress: show business.
It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.
Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.