I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.