I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.