I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

I lived at home till I was 29.

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.