I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

I lived at home till I was 29.

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.