Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.