The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.
I love standup and I haven't given it up.
I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.
If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.
I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.