I put myself on tape and the cool thing was that Martin Scorsese had never heard of me. He had never seen [Everybody Loves Raymond]. I was just an unknown actor to him. I don't want to sound conceited, like he has to know who I am, but that seemed a little odd. He's a film genius. He doesn't watch sitcoms.

I lived at home till I was 29.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.