I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.