I have this mistress: show business.
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.
The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
I love standup and I haven't given it up.
I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.