I want to do well and I want to fit in.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.