If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

You know, a TV show is a slow build.