If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.