Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

I was wracked with insecurity.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

You know, a TV show is a slow build.