Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast, but it was foreign territory for me. Not for Bobby. Bobby Cannavale has been down that road before. With my character, I think it will be a one-and-out. I don't think you'll see my character [in Vinyl] naked again, so relax everybody.

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.