Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.