Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.