I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

I put myself on tape and the cool thing was that Martin Scorsese had never heard of me. He had never seen [Everybody Loves Raymond]. I was just an unknown actor to him. I don't want to sound conceited, like he has to know who I am, but that seemed a little odd. He's a film genius. He doesn't watch sitcoms.

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

My career has been my craziest adventure.