Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!
Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!