Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsMoses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsLong John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsNinety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!
Red ButtonsSure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but... thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
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