King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!