King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!