William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsRip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsLot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!
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