George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!