Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!
Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”