Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!