Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!
Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.