Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!
Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!
Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.