Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsDr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsGeorge Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.
Red ButtonsElizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.
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