Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!

J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!