Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!

Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!