The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsNinety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!
Red ButtonsDracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsCaptain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!
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