Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!