Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!