Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.

Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!