Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.

Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!

John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!