Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, "Where's the belief?" Never got a dinner!

Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner!

Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!