Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!
Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!
Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, "Where's the belief?" Never got a dinner!
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!