Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!
Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!
The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!
Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!