Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!