If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!
Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.