There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!