Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.