I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

Rather than earn money, it was Thoreau's idea to reduce his wants so that he would not need to buy anything. As he went around preaching this ingenious idea, the shopkeepers of Concord hoped he would drop dead.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.