I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

Shakespeare, who never could think up a plot by himself, found this one [Macbeth] in Holinshed's Chronicles, changing it just enough so that no one would recognize the source. He didn't count on the resourcefulness of modern scholars, who have to discover things like this to become associate professors.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.