I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Rockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but so was Rockefeller. Now both are considered quite refined.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.