If the thought is slow to come, a glass of good wine encourages it; and when it does come, a glass of good wine rewards it.
Richard Brinsley SheridanJustice-august and pure, the abstract idea of all that would be perfect in the spirits and the inspirations of men!-where the mind rises; where the heart expands; where the countenance is ever placid and benign; where her favorite attitude is to stoop to the unfortunate; to hear their cry and to help them; to rescue and relieve; to succor and save; majestic, from its mercy; venerable, from its Lutility; uplifted, without pride; firm without obduracy; beneficent in each preference; lovely, though in her frown!
Richard Brinsley SheridanThe quarrel is a very pretty quarrel as it stands - we should only spoil it by trying to explain it.
Richard Brinsley SheridanThe Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests, and to his imagination for his facts.
Richard Brinsley SheridanDate not the life which thou hast run by the mean of reckoning of the hours and days, which though hast breathed: a life spent worthily should be measured by a nobler line, - by deeds, not years.
Richard Brinsley SheridanThe number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.
Richard Brinsley SheridanHere 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.
Richard Brinsley SheridanWe will not anticipate the past; so mind, young people,-our retrospection will be all to the future.
Richard Brinsley SheridanA fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in.
Richard Brinsley SheridanThere's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.
Richard Brinsley SheridanA readiness to resent injuries is a virtue only in those who are slow to injure.
Richard Brinsley SheridanSteal! to be sure they may; and, egad, serve your best thoughts as gypsies do stolen children,-disfigure them to make 'em pass for their own.
Richard Brinsley SheridanYou write with ease, to show your breeding, But easy writing's vile hard reading.
Richard Brinsley SheridanIf Parliament were to consider the sporting with reputation of as much importance as sporting on manors, and pass an act for the preservation of fame as well as game, there are many who would thank them for the bill.
Richard Brinsley SheridanMy valour is certainly going! - it is sneaking off! - I feel it oozing out as it were at the palms of my hands!
Richard Brinsley SheridanOur ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with.
Richard Brinsley SheridanIf it is abuse, - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned goodnatured friend or another!
Richard Brinsley SheridanDo thou snatch treasures from my lips, and I'll take kingdoms back from thine.
Richard Brinsley SheridanIn all cases of slander currency, whenever the forger of the lie is not to be found, the injured parties should have a right to come on any of the indorsers.
Richard Brinsley SheridanNothing keeps me in such awe as perfect beauty; now, there is something consoling and encouraging in ugliness.
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