The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

Lovely girls are terribly insecure. They are convinced that their legs are too thick, and their bottoms are too big, and their bosoms are too small. They are conviced that their nose is the wrong shape, that their ears stick out, and that their eyes are too close together. They need a man who will tell them they are exactly right as they are. They do not believe him, but they need to hear it said.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population -- ah, that's proof of pure political genius.