The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear him when he speaks.