If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.
A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.