Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.

Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.

I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n - - jokes. I don't like it.

He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.