No one can make fun of overweight people in front of me!

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

I'm a real paradox. Because I'm a very serious person, and I take my work very seriously. But I wrap it up in a court jester and a clown and make people laugh and make them feel good about themselves.

Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has this in their brain. When I started, we didn't have all this knowledge. Forty years ago, I lost my weight, but only by watching what I was eating.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

Most workouts are way too aggressive. Thousands of lunges wear out the body.

I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset.