The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

That's the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again.

Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'