Atheism is the lack of belief in a god (or gods). It makes no claim. It merely rejects the claim that a god (or gods) exists. Nothing more.

Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.

I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.