Atheism is the lack of belief in a god (or gods). It makes no claim. It merely rejects the claim that a god (or gods) exists. Nothing more.

I've got three friends that you'd call famous, but I'm sure after 20 years, most of my friends will be famous or work in television, because that's the nature of what your work is. When I was working in an office, most of my friends worked in offices.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

No one wants to see cool people doing brilliantly. I want to see the struggle. That's the fun bit.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'