Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em.

I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

You do your own thing and you see if you survive.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.