Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.
Why buy a book when you can join a library?
Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better
I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.
I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.