The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.
Ricky GervaisTelling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer
Ricky GervaisThat's what life is, it's the small struggles. You walk down the street for half an hour, you see half an hour of drama. You don't need convoluted plot lines. You don't need long-lost brothers. You don't need it's set on the future; it's set on the moon.
Ricky GervaisBlasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
Ricky GervaisThere are good and bad critics like good or bad artists. A good critic says why they didn't like it. A bad critic gives it away that they don't like you as a person. I quite like that as well, because it means that I've won.
Ricky GervaisWe didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.
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