Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

If all the Atheists & Agnostics left America, they'd lose 93% of The National Academy of Sciences & less than 1% of the prison population.

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry about everything all the time.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.