It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission

I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.

I like every part [of the film process ] except the business and admin stuff. The initial idea. Writing. Re-writing. Casting. Directing, Editing. If I had to chose I'd say writing, followed by putting music on the picture. That is magical.