It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Growing up, the two things that made my blood boil were religious intolerance and animal cruelty. I’ve never understood it. I can’t stand to have an animal in pain.

Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.

I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.

I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.