You are the result of billions of years of evolution. You will only live for a few years and will never exist again. Absolutely beautiful

I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'