If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

Growing up, the two things that made my blood boil were religious intolerance and animal cruelty. I’ve never understood it. I can’t stand to have an animal in pain.

When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?" I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying "Prove I can't fly." They'd go: "What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!"