She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising.

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?