She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

That’s the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, in the end leads to liberation and dignity.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

I don't think it matters if there is a god or not. I've met people who believe in God that are good and that are bad. And I've met people who don't believe in God that are good and that are bad. So, just be good. I'm good. Not cos I think I'll go to heaven but because when I do something bad, I feel bad. And when I do something good, I feel good.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.