I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?

Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better