I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven't seen it.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.