My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn't reoffended. I think he's going straight, which shows you prison does work.

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

It breaks your heart when you throw something away, but it's what left that counts. It's like worrying about the bits of rock you have knocked off in order to make a beautiful statue. You've wasted half the rock, yeah, but it's the Venus di Milo!

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong.